Andaaz Apna Apna: “Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, Jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi.”
Hera Pheri: “Deva re deva, in dono ke lafde mein mujhe kyu fasa ke rakha hain. utha le naa baba…Mere ko nahi in dono ko.”
Golmal: Arre Sameerrrrr …. “Bachpan mein dekha tha lollipop khata tha,choti chaddi pehenta tha badi shararat karta tha!Yaad aya?”
Dhamal: “Kya udibaba udibaba … chalti to hai nahin … udibaba udibaba.”
Munna Bhai MBBS: “Woh bahar casualty mein koi marne ki haalat mein raha … to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya?”
Welcome: “Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo … Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se … Woh hamesha kaale ka kaala hi rehta hai.”
Chennai Express: “SRK: Meenama, meri dictionary mai Impossible ka word hi nahi hai. Deepika: Kahan se kharidi itni bokwaass dictionary?”
SRK: “Myself Shamsher Singh from Punjab. Which part? Areee, whole body.”
No Entry: “Fardeen Khan: Bhai Sahab ap har waqt ye jo be positive, be positive bolte ho akhir hai kiya ye be positive, Anil Kapoor: Mera blood group hai.”
Jab We Met: “Excuse Me…kya yeh sab jo ap keh rahe hain iska kuch charge karte hain ya yeh free ka giyaan hai?Nahi yeh tou free hai kyon ….kyon ki chillar nahi hain mere paass.“
3 idiots: “Agar dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai aur agar woh first aaye toh aur bhi dukh hota hai.”
