10 Bollywood songs with the most ridiculous lyrics!

1. Hum Saath Saath Hain

“ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ…I love you.”

Okay, before you want to profess you undying love and affinity to someone, let me tell you something quite clearly. That is NO WAY to propose to someone! What was the logic behind penning a song such as this down? Listing every alphabet in the English language before saying the obvious?

 

2. Yaarian

Aaj blue hai paani paani paani paani paani paani,
Aur din bhi sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny sunny.”

Okay, so Yo Yo Honey Singh did not disperse any new information in these lyrics. Clearly, India’s hottest rapper lacks imagination and creativity to the utmost.

3. Pati, Patni aur Woh

Thande Thande Paani se, Nahana Chaheay
Gaana aye ya na aye, gaana chaheay

Hello! What if it’s winter season? Any backup plan? What was the whole point of basing a song on bathing yourself with cold water.

4. Mr. and Mrs. Khiladi

Jab Tak Rahega Samosay May Aaloo

We’ve heard of a lot of ridiculous lyrics and those that have no meaning. What are they trying to predict by saying Jab Tak Rahega Samosay May Aaloo? Is an apocalypse on hold till there is aaloo in the samosa?

5. Chal Mere Bhai

Mere Baap Ki Beti Mujay Bhai Bolti
Mere Baap Ki Bibi Mujhe Beta Bolti

Need I state the obvious? Oh wait, the song above does that exactly! It was nice of the lyricist to put an end to the suspense and tell us what an Indian sister and mother calls her brother and son. Jeez!

6. Aiyyaa

“Dreamum Wakeupum Critical Conditionum”

After listening to this song, I’m working on a book titled,” The Murder of English”.

7. The Xpose

Ice cream Khaungi Kashmir Jaungi

So, correct me if I’m wrong. In order to take a trip to the beautiful province Kashmir, this lass needs to consume ice cream first? Or maybe not? What is the link between eating ice cream and going to Kashmir?

8. R. Rajkumar

“Kaddu katega aur sab may batayga”

So why make the announcement? Just cut them and dole them out to the guests, for heaven’s sake!

9. Coolie No. 1

Raste se ja raha thaa, Bhelapoori kha raha thaa,
Ladaki ghuma raha thaa,
Tujhako mirchi lagi to main kya karoon

Rather than announcing to the world how the day’s events and the resulting conclusion, wouldn’t it be a better idea to actually hand a bottle of water to the girl?

10. Bajrangi Bhaijaan

De kitchen se awaaz chicken kukduku
Teri bhook ka ilaaj chicken kukduku
Yehi kehta hai aaj chicken kukduku
Teri bhook ka ilaaj chicken kukduku

Why would a chicken be the cause of her own demise? It doesn’t make sense!

We’re sure you’re reaction after listening to these lyrics would be somewhat like this:-