Conspiracy theorists predict end of world... and it's very soon
- By Web Desk -
- Jul 14, 2016
Nutty conspiracy theorists are hell-bent with the idea of the Earth’s poles reversing.
World’s going to end
The theory says Jesus is going to arrive, and kill everyone – except Christians who watch a lot of videos on YouTube, who will all be saved, the Metro said in its sarcastic take.
This charming prediction, by End Time Prophecies, is just one of several doomsday prophecies for this year – including that an asteroid would hit us on May 6 (it didn’t), and a prediction that Barack Obama would reveal he is the Antichrist in June (he didn’t).
This one is studded with Bible verses, and a lot of very dubious science – as well as some truly awesome CGI graphics.
WATCH: Conspiracy theorists’ depiction of ‘how the world will end’
End Times Prophecies says – in that computer voice favoured by all good YouTube nutters, ‘This is Armageddon News. In this broadcast we’ll discuss the second coming of Jesus Christ, which occurs at the same time as a magnetic polar flip and catastrophic global earthquake.
‘On the day which Jesus returns, there will be a polar reversal.
‘Revelations 6:12 says, ‘There was a violent earthquake, and the Sun became black like coarse black cloth, and the moon turned completely
‘The stars fell down to the Earth, like ripe figs falling from the tree when a strong wind shakes it. Every mountain and island is moved from its place.
‘The polar flip will make the stars race across the sky, and the vacuum createrd by the reeling of the Earth will pull the atmosphere along the ground, trying to catch up.
‘The global earthquake will be so bad that every hill and mountain will crumble
Do you have any last wish before the world ends? Well, don’t worry, alike previous prophecies this too is going to make predictors a subject of universal derision.