Dead man still walking: Irish club made 'grave mistake'

DUBLIN: News of footballer Fernando Nuno La Fuente’s death, as American author Mark Twain said of reports of his own demise, have been greatly exaggerated and prompted an abject apology from his Irish club Ballybrack FC.

According to state broadcaster RTE, the club secretary is no longer with them after the ruse was exposed: the south Dublin outfit had reported they were not feeling up to playing their Leinster League match with Arklow due to Spanish player La Fuente’s death in a motorbike accident early on Friday morning.

“It has come to the attention of both the club, senior players and the management team that a gross error of judgement has occurred emanating from correspondence sent from a member of the senior set up management team to the Leinster Senior League,” read the Ballybrack mea culpa on their Fecebook page.

“This grave and unacceptable mistake was completely out of character and was made by a person who has been experiencing severe personal difficulties unbeknownst to any other members of the club.”

The club did not say if the “error of judgement” was a simple mistake or a ploy to have the match cancelled.

“We don’t honestly know why they did it,” Leinster League chairman David Moran told RTE. “It seems a bit extreme to do something like that to get a game off. All they had to say was they were giving a walkover and they’ll get their fine and that’s the end of it.”

All of the Leinster League matches last weekend were preceded by a minute’s silence — Liffey Wanderers posting a photograph of the tribute at their match on Twitter and expressing their “heartfelt sympathy” — and the League placed a message of condolence in an Irish newspaper on Monday.

“We acted in good faith,” said Moran. “We had a minute silence at the weekend for that young lad. It’s absolutely ridiculous.”

Moran said he began to suspect something wasn’t right when he rang the club on Monday morning.

“The young lad didn’t die in a motorbike accident last Thursday,” said Moran.

“He went back to Spain four or five weeks ago apparently.

“We wanted to show our sympathies and go to the mass and maybe meet the family and see what we could do to help in this horrible situation.

“And we were told he was flown back to Spain on the Saturday.

“Straight away, that rang alarm bells for us. How would you die early on Friday morning and be flown back to Spain on the Saturday?”

Ballybrack say La Fuente has taken the story in his stride.

“The club has contacted Fernando to confirm his whereabouts, wellbeing and are thankful for his acceptance of our apology on this matter,” they said on their Facebook account.